The demand to abandon illusions about our condition is a demand to abandon the conditions which require illusion.
– Karl MarxI miss Michael.
I want to go to Jamaica with my family instead of having to take care of everyone’s animals.
Showing support for a wedding you know won’t last is kind of like pretending a 3rd-grade level paper is acceptable in college.
I’m done complaining now.
I love my friends.
Party #1(aka me!): “Berlin.”
Party #2(who shall remain nameless): “Is that in Europe?”
Party #1: “It’s in Germany.”
Party #2: “Is THAT in Europe???”
Sometimes, you look down and there is a chocolate stain on your shirt. How to cope with these situations? Lick it off and change your shirt. Works everytime.
*Note: Be sure it is indeed a chocolate stain before proceeding with prescribed solution.
Greatest thing I’ve seen all day (possibly all week!). “Remember, you can’t fool drool. Mmmm!”
The true mark of someone who rarely cooks: they have to point out the fact that they made dinner AND cleaned up after the event.
Am I the only one thinking, “Uhh………so?”
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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