April 2010
2 posts
3 tags
“I don’t call myself a poet because I don’t like the word. I’m...”
– Bob Dylan
“The demand to abandon illusions about our condition is a demand to abandon the...”
– Karl Marx
January 2010
1 post
I miss Michael. I want to go to Jamaica with my family instead of having to take care of everyone’s animals. Showing support for a wedding you know won’t last is kind of like pretending a 3rd-grade level paper is acceptable in college. I’m done complaining now.
December 2009
2 posts
I love my friends.
Party #1(aka me!): “Berlin.” Party #2(who shall remain nameless): “Is that in Europe?” Party #1: “It’s in Germany.” Party #2: “Is THAT in Europe???”
November 2009
1 post
Sometimes, you look down and there is a chocolate stain on your shirt. How to cope with these situations? Lick it off and change your shirt. Works everytime.
*Note: Be sure it is indeed a chocolate stain before proceeding with prescribed solution.
October 2009
3 posts
September 2009
4 posts
Just plain good.
The true mark of someone who rarely cooks: they have to point out the fact that they made dinner AND cleaned up after the event. Am I the only one thinking, “Uhh………so?”
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss...”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
It’s a-rainin’!
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
11 posts
Follow.
brbcoffee.tumblr.com Not much as of yet, but it will get better.
How ‘bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away………with mind bullets!
So, I have joined a group blog here on tumblr. Should be interesting.
You’re a vegetable…
ianbroyles:
zecleaver:
I do not understand America’s fascination with this iCarly…
To quote her theme song, “Live life, breathe air, I know we’re all going to get there.”
You’ll get there, E.
I pray to Zeus himself that I will.
I do not understand America’s fascination with this iCarly…
Dayton, WA, sucka!
I know I am not the only one in this town with more goats than people that wishes Michael was just playing a strange joke on the world.
June 2009
10 posts
Totally just got a Twitter. twitter.com/zecleaver P.S.-I miss Michael.
MICHAEL!!!!
Oh yes, the green beans were a success.
Got a hot date with Safeway in half an hour. Green beans will be involved…
Zack Attack!
May 2009
9 posts
Shamus McTiernan = name of the leprechaun
Of all the places for my car to get hit, it had to be parked on an out-of-the way side street. Oh- and the one AVON product I use (melatonin sleep strips) just had to be discontinued. I have a feeling an unlucky leprechaun is following me around. Go away Shamus McTiernan, go away.
We all have one or two (or eight) of these... →
See you soon, Olympia.
I am of the firm belief that using long division on polynomials is a waste of time.
April 2009
6 posts
Weirdest dream ever.
Where to even start…Well, me and some other people (who I can’t even remember, I know one man was very handsome though) went to this movie theatre. At the movie theatre was this man who was basically “the King of the land” and his nemesis was Batman. Now, this wasn’t any ol’ Batman, this dude was almost more like Zorro/Mothman. Anyway, he was shackled in a...
Oh my Moses.
Happy Easter the American way- copious amounts of unhealthy food, lots o’ alcohol, and uncomfortable family functions.
One more thing- why is it snowing?!
