Ze Cleaver

Where to even start…Well, me and some other people (who I can’t even remember, I know one man was very handsome though) went to this movie theatre. At the movie theatre was this man who was basically “the King of the land” and his nemesis was Batman. Now, this wasn’t any ol’ Batman, this dude was almost more like Zorro/Mothman. Anyway, he was shackled in a prison that was included in the movie theatre, and he had been in there for many many years. He was near death, but that was a good thing for the King. We (or at least I) kinda felt bad for Batman, but I couldn’t ruin my relationship with the King, so we all just kind of pushed it aside. Then there was this prophecy that Batman would have an offspring who would bring disaster to the King. (I seriously don’t even know what is wrong with my mind at times…) So we are sitting there, in the theatre, and Batman is seriously about to die, when this bat-child flies up in front of me and the King (we are the only ones on that side of the theatre and are the only ones to see it). So the prophecy ended up being true. Later on I found out that this woman had “mated” with Batman while he was in prison and she had been burned at the stake when they found out she was the mother- after the delivery, obviously. But anyway, the handsome dude from the group of us “nobles” was told that if he could kill this child of Batman, he could marry me. That’s where the dream ends. It was almost like a hybrid world of movies, including Batman, King Arthur, The Ten Commandments, The Mothman Prophecies, and probably others. So weird.